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How to be a Flirt

If your first thought is to read a magazine about flirting, don't. The people that write those long columns about relationships, rarely have any of their own. They are throwing dreamy scenarios in your face, when really those stupid things never work. I am just going to give you three valuable tips to make you a flirt king or queen. 1.  Open your mouth and talk. 2. Show interest in whatever they like 3. Look in the mirror and ask yourself, would I fuck me? If the answer is no change your clothes and try again. Stop reading these stupid magazines and for once listen to your heart. Be yourself and become fearless because a flirt can lead to something much more interesting.

How To Give GREAT Phone Sex

The other day, I sat in my room crying to myself and wondering what did I do to deserve this. All of this time I had spent supporting him and giving everything I had to our relationship. I sleep alone alot of nights because he told me that he had to work late. I spent holidays alone because he told me that he had to go out of town for business. Some nights I would cook dinner knowing that his face would be absent from the other end of the table. Sitting on my bed, I became frozen as I stared into the open space in which we used to share. He left me for her, Amy the intern who helped him with all his projects. The look in his eyes as words formed from his lips telling me that he no longer loved me, shocked my heart. As he walked out the door, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you lose some weight you can get another man to fuck you." The door closed and I stood there in silence with petals of tears running down my cheek. How could he just abandon the love that we built