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Yohannon's XXXXX Positions for Plus Size People

This is a blog I came across to help people who are large and in charge....please please....read on .....so you can do all the tricks the skinny people do ....in the ummm bedroom...lol
Yohannon's Sexual Positions for Fat People

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/positions/fat_sex.html
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How to Fuck a Big Pussy

There comes a time when you have to man up and face your fear. Why are you scared in the first place? Probably because your friends have warned you about fucking a woman with a big pussy. There is no reason to run away from something that can give you the best experience of your life. The three things you need to know before having sex is position, the body and pleasure.

The body:

You need to explore her body by touching her pussy. Rub it and finger it getting both of you more comofrotable before having sex. Don't examine her like a doctor just learn her body so that you can give her the ultimate pleasure.

Position:

Doggy style or doing anal are positions that never fail. The main thing you have to do is have her spread those juicy thigh and bend as far as she can. Slide your cock in and out slowly teasing her fat pussy. If you want to get the most out of the experience have her sit on your cock or do anal. The key to having a big girl riding your cock is to have her spread her t…

Clean Pussy

Some women like to mask their smell with perfume. If her hair and body smell bad then run in the other direction. However if she is new to oral sex then maybe you can guide her by being gentle and showing her the right way to stay clean before sex. My suggestion is to get a hot small towel and wipe in between her thighs gently. Then wipe inside her pussy lips while patting it a little to put her at ease. Some ladies need guidance and not all of them are nasty however no man has ever told them the truth. Be the good guy and warm up that towel then eat her pussy. 
Pussy Eating

How to Eat Pussy

There is no reason to be afraid because we all know whats down there. Its wet with strong pulses that can suck your cock in with a tight hug. Although this kind of pleasure is delightful by any means it can become boring. If you are aware that the size of your cock is not that pleasing then its essential that you become the best pussy eater on the planet. There is no reason to sit off in the corner and cry because your cock is small. There are so many things you can do and pussy eating is one of them. However, pussy eating is not for the small cock man either its also for the man that just wants to please his sexy lady. So how? you may ask.........
I think practice makes perfect and the best way to understand how to use your tongue is to get a orange. A nice juicy fleshy wet orange will help you perfect your pussy eating skills. Now if your woman is a big beautiful queen then you might want to get a grapefruit. I mean there is nothing wrong with a little extra pussy on your tongue. T…

How to ride a man

On all fours, bent over, leg up , and missionary are all good positions but the one that women have the most trouble with is riding. Although riding seems simple the lack of confidence can make some women embarrassed to even try it. In order to ride properly there are two  things that you have to accomplish which is confidence and movement.

First, in order to be able to ride on top of a man you need confidence. Some women refuse this position because they don't know how to feel comfortable as they ride. Realize first that if he didn't like your body then he wouldn't be having sex with you. To be a success at riding you have to lose  your sense of fear and inhibition. You know in your mind you really want to make him feel good and you want to enjoy all of his shaft inside you right? We know you are thinking this but you have to act on it, because if you don't you will always say to yourself what if? Your body in your mind may not be what you like and if not make it the …

How to Handle Big Booty in Sex

Women assume that men can penetrate their large asses and not lose erection. Well some can and most can't  and that is where the women have to rethink their position in doggy style. The number one reason women like doggy style is because its easy. Some women like the fact that they can bend over and spread and not do much else. Some women believe that gobbling the dick is the way to satisfy the man during doggy position.

Guys need to gain back control of this position and tease the woman. If you are dealing with a large ass then I suggest placing pillows beneath her so she can feel all of you. Then make her spread her cheeks and then go deep inside with slow small strokes. After a few seconds pull out and rub in between the cheeks and if she wants more she needs to earn it. If she doesn't follow the rules and keeps trying to bury your dick then you need to smack her ass for punishment.

Remember when dealing with big pussy or ass, that size matters. Big pussies and ass were cr…

Nasty and Naughty Threesomes

A threesome is seen as a common male fantasy. It is something that awakes a mans body and puts him on full alert. If you don't believe just whisper the word to your husband or boyfriend and see the reaction on his face. Having a threesome within a relationship can be uplifting and exciting. The idea of two men loving every part of your body is bliss. You couldnt ask for a better combination. Some women are scared to indulge in this kind of fantasy because they are  worried about what other people think. The thing about a bedroom is has a door that closes. So whatever you two decide to try is only between you and him.In order to have a successful threesome or foursome *wink*...you need to select your partner very carefully. Here is a link on how to select the perfect threesome partner: Guide to a threesome partner


There are some rules when it comes to having a threesome. Like you can't have solo sex with a threesome partner outside of the agreement. This then would be conside…